After not having updated this tumblr, I felt it only appropriate to do so after having drank a Four Loko, which my most recent post was about. To be honest, I rarely indulge in these. This is perhaps my 4th or 5th time. PLEASE BELIEVE ME.

SO…I’m not sober. And I’ve moved back into my parents’ house. This is not the best place for me.  LOOK HOW RED MY EYE IS!

Currently, it’s 2:30 a.m. and I am watching The Hangover with the volume at an uncomfortable level because the remote here in this room clearly doesn’t belong to this TV or DirecTV box. Learning or re-learning about your parents’ home is weird. I hate doing it. But somehow it’s happening whether I want it to or not. By the way, you have to hold the handle down on the downstairs toilet if you want it to flush fully.

But I’m sitting here, drunk texting several folks in my phone about things I should not be talking about because they concern things with people that do not matter, and I’m realizing I’m a pretty bad person that doesn’t mind run-on sentences when she is drunk.

Tonight was pretty good, though.

To be honest, I say the phrase “to be honest” much too often.