Hey, Four Loko, I DON’T LIKE YOU.  Are you banned?  Are you not banned?  No one seems to really be aware what is going on in Four Loko world.  The fact is at 12% alcohol and $2.50 a can, they are undoubtedly popular.  At least among people who generally don’t give a damn.  There has yet to be a “diet” or “sugar free” Four Loko developed (not to say it isn’t in the works) that lures weight-conscious people into Four Loko world.  

At 660 calories a can, even I am afraid of touching one again, though I have previously made an attempt at retaining consciousness after Four-Loko consumption.  To say the least, it didn’t end pretty as Four Loko drunkeness resulted in my blacking out and attempting to rape my boyfriend.

Sorry, Four Loko, but I’ll stick to my Bud Lights and occasional BJ’s Brewhouse beers.  I can’t really speak for my boyfriend and his roommates, as this is what I found on the balcony this morning.